MAD HATTER

I opened Billy's closet tonight to get some shirts out to iron and I noticed his hats. He had arranged his own closet in this new house and I hadn't even paid any attention until now. I was shocked at how many hats there were. I counted FIFTY - that is 5 - 0 - FIFTY hats.

Now I will just sit back and wait for him to make a comment on the number of shoes I have in MY closet.