Thursday, September 11, 2008

My Gift from Gracie

Yesterday the doorbell rang and it was UPS delivering a box addressed to me. I was a little confused because I hadn't ordered anything online. When I opened the box and saw the contents I was even more confused. I looked at the addressee again thinking it may have been delivered to me by mistake. Nope, it was addressed to me.
I started to pull the items out of the box
  • Hannah Montana folder
  • Hannah Montana spiral notebook
  • Acne cream
  • Snickers candy bars
  • Top Ramen
  • Blue nail polish
  • Teeny bopper magazine
  • Adam Sandler movie - Big Daddy
  • Highlighters
  • Pens
  • Calculater
  • Black eyeliner
  • High School Musical Tee Shirt from the junior dept.
  • Bootie Shorts (these I knew were not for me)
  • Maxi-pads

So, you can see why I was totally confused. I asked myself, "is there a theme here"? I thought maybe it was a care package someone had mistakenly sent to me - my first thought was it should have gone to my niece, Gracie, who is attending BYU Idaho. On the bottom of the box was a card, and surprisingly it WAS for me, and it was FROM Gracie, and there WAS a theme.

I turned 50 this year as I mentioned in an earlier post. Well, this was my birthday present from Gracie. This is the most cleaver gift, and I loved it so much I had to share it.

Each gift came with an explanation. She first said:

"Happy Birthday Auntie!!! I wanted to get you some presents to match how you feel instead of your age!!! Explanation of Presents (because even though you feel like a teenager, you still might not understand!)

So for example:

  • Snicker Bars - Because every women needs chocolate no matter what the age! Chocolate is the answer, no matter what the question!
  • School Supplies (Pens, highlighter, calculator) - Every teenager needs the best school supplies to do the best in school.
  • Make-up (Black eyeliner and Blue nail polish) - Well, duh! Teenagers need to have the blackest, thickest eyeliner. Top that off with some blue nail polish for some pizzazz and you will be rockin' in the classroom!
  • Ramen -Since you are a college student, you are poor. So, here is some cheap, cheap semi-delicious food!!
  • Maxi-pads - Because you are closer to puberty than to menopause. (she's got that one wrong)
  • Movie (Adam Sandler's Big Daddy) - Every teenager needs to have a collection of Adam Sandler movies. He is the funniest man ever!
  • Teeny Bopper Magazine -teenagers need to be up to date with the latest celebrity news!!
  • Shirt and shorts - Every teenager needs a pair of skanky short shorts - "Who wears short shorts"

Those were a few of her explanations. I loved it. I was going to take of picture of myself in the "skanky short shorts" and post it also, but I thought better of it. There are just some things that should not be in print.

What a fun surprise this was. It made my day and to know she spent so much time putting that much thought into this - just for me. I loved it. I love Gracie.

1 comment:

JimandDebby said...

Oh Robin!
I haven't stopped laughing! I love your niece Gracie, what a hoot! Miss you so much, but love to read your blog. When are you coming up to Idaho to visit your babies? ...and your friend on the way up. That is my only hope. Love ya , Deb